Friday, September 30, 2016

Searching for cheese in the Haute-Savoie

Wednesday, Sept 28

When last we spoke, Alisma and I were arriving in Dussard in the east of France.  It turns out the reason Alisma picked this place was that a clerk in a cheese shop said she had to come here when she mentioned we were coming to France.  Alisma then looked it up and saw a picture of Annecy, a town not too far from our hotel.  She worked it into our itinerary.  Good thing as this place is amazing.  You should all come here.

Here is the view from our room

Good morning mountains

Hotel L'Arcolod
We drove into Annecy early for some petit dejeuner (breakfast, probably misspelled).  I think I joked about scurvy in my last post and then promptly got a canker sore so I had some yogurt and fruit for breakfast instead of just bread and coffee.  But they had chocolate croissants which I hadn't had yet so we ended up going back later for one of those too.  Then we walked around for a while.

Scenes from the drive to Annecy.  We passed a castle, that's a thing here.  I didn't get any pictures from the road because I knew I would have a better view later.   We were definitly in the Alps with the soaring mountain peaks and green valleys and blue lakes.

Annecy town is on Annecy lake.  Annecy is the French city you imagine when you think of a small French city.  There were canals everywhere, with swans just floating about like decorations.  Tall, old buildings with narrow lanes and little shops everywhere.












After breakfast we took a boat tour of the lake.  


This isn't a very good photo but it shows the colour of the water

In the centre of this picture is a castle where
some Compte's family has lived for a
1000 years, 27 generations

Here's the castle we saw from the road
(one of three on the lake)



City walked, lake boated, it was time to go find some of that legendary cheese.  Alisma had mapped it out a bit but it was hard to tell when places were open, or even for that matter what we were heading for.  A cheese shop, a farm, who knew.  

We drove up mountains and down winding path/roads down mountains.  The roads were so narrow that we usually held our breath as we passed oncoming traffic, hoping not to fall off the road.  But we never did.  French drivers are very good drivers.   

Eventually, we made it to our first stop which turned out to be a farm.  With a posted sign that they open for Vente (sales) at 4pm.  It wasn't even noon.  We could hear people working in the barn but we just petted the animals (donkeys, dogs, goats) and headed back down the mountain.  
Then we searched for the next place.  And searched, up hill, over dale.  We were getting hungry.  And I had to pee.  We saw some signs for a hotel restaurant so we followed those to the top of a mountain (never a good sign for the cheapos of the world).  We went in the back door and saw the menu.  20 Euros for the cheapest dessert, 25 for a starter.  Nope.  Back in the car, and back down another mountain.  Poor Alisma was getting car sick from the windy roads and hairpin corners.

This is the back of the restaurant we couldn't afford.
We couldn't even afford a picture of the front
Eventually, we gave up and bought a pizza at a bakery in some town or other.  We ate part of it in the car, feeling very sorry for ourselves.  As we were leaving, heading to yet another mystery cheese location, we happened upon a formagerie on the side of the road.  CHEESE!


We bought three kinds of cheese and a bagette for 4 Euros.  Butter was 60 cents.  60 CENTS!  Unfortunately, we didn't need butter but we definitely needed cheese.  Then we found another place where we bought a fourth cheese.  This shop also had a milk vending machine in the parking lot.  I took a picture of the shop because the name is so awesome (cheese shops have a fairly pungent odour by the way)

We bought some fruit and veggies in a further attempt to keep our teeth.  And then we had a wine and cheese party for dinner.  All four cheeses were crazy creamy and tart and smooth and so, so tasty.  Kraft is the devil.  We have been ruined for cheese in North America.  


I will stop for the night here. 

Next day.  Now I am eating tiny artisan sausages as I write this.  In five flavours.  Every bite is a surprise.

Thursday, Sept 29

Ok, back to the blog.  The next day we left the Lake Annecy area.  It was a long drive to Montpellier, on the south coast of France.  We had planned to stop for breakfast in Albertville (of Olympics fame) but we couldn't find a parking spot.  Driving in cities is still a bit stressful but I am definitely getting better at it.  I know how to find traffic lights now.  

We kept ending up on toll highways with no turn offs or little villages to stop at.  At some point, we gave up and pulled into a rest area, gas station and bought some coffee and sweet bread.  Not exactly the culinary experience one wants in France but it was way better than any gas station food ever offered in Canada.

We stopped about half way in Avignon.  This is home to the Palace of the Popes.  Apparently, from the 12th century to the 13th century, Avignon was home to 9 popes.  Something to do with making the French happy (and probably trying to keep the land the popes had acquired over the previous centuries but that my be my interpretation).

Here is some info if you want to know more about it than me:

Anyway, shady history aside, it is pretty impressive.  After the popes and a few revolutions, it was used as a hospital and as army barracks.  Now they have spent the last 100+ years trying to restore it to its former glory.  UNESCO site.  Oh, and there is a bridge to nowhere which is also something historical.




That is a Golden Virgin Statue


This is the tile floor which I loved.
Loved enough to take this picture in a no camera area


The nine popes if you care to zoom in.

The exit, where we turned left instead of right
We got a bit lost looking for the bridge but that allowed us to wander through Avignon city which is quite beautiful and quaint.


Eventually, we made it all of the way around the palace back to the front to the bridge, Pont Saint-Benezet aka, Pont d'Avingnon.  Made famous by the song (which I have never heard but Alisma had).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pont_Saint-Benezet (the link to the song is on this page too)






This picture is mostly about those two pigeons on the floor. 

Drawbridge

After we wandered the palace, the city and the bridge, we sat in the Palace courtyard and ate the rest of our cheese from the night before.  The Brie type one was even better after being in a hot car all day.  Yum.

Then we drove the rest of the way to Montpellier and found our hotel, Hotel des Frenes.  I am going to try to quickly finish up today's adventures as well even though this is probably too long already.  We leave France tomorrow so it will be nice to start a new country as a new post.  

Friday, Sept 30

We still had the car until 4pm today so we drove to the beach, about an hour out of Monpellier.  I should back up a bit and discuss shopping.  Amazingly, I have not bought anything except food, lodging and transportation so far (and a toothbrush to replace the one left at the AirBNB with the fleas).  But that all changed today. 
We arrived at the beach (I'm sure it has a name but Alisma has gone to bed so I can't ask her) and it was threatening rain.  Alisma went and stuck her feet in the Mediterranean even though it was cold.  
















I figured out where we were. Palavas-les-Flots. This is still a working fishing village.  The river is lined with fishing boats and there were fish mongers lining the street when we arrived.



Selling fish 

Waiting for the workday to end


Well. I thought I could do it, but this is it for tonight.  My wifi is weak so the pictures are taking too long to upload and I am tired.   You can hear all about the rest of the day in my next post.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Last tango in Paris (if tango means day)

Our last full day in Paris was trying to fit in a few more sights on a down day (most touristy stuff is closed on Mondays).   We started at a Patisserie to buy some bread (croissant for Alisma and a ham and cheese bun for me) and coffee (two cafe au lait) to eat at our first stop, Pere La Chaise,  a huge cemetary in the middle of Paris.  You may know it as the place Jim Morrison is buried.  It is a crime that that is its main claim to fame, but so be it.  


We went in and found a bench by some memorial or other and ate our breakfast,  This got the attention of the crows who then followed us for quite a while until they figured out we weren't easy marks.


The entrance gate









Jim Morrison
I had to take this picture since we were 




Oscar Wilde's tomb, encased in plexiglass to keep out
the kissers


Then we had a quick return to our hotel so I could replace my dead camera battery and Alisma could change into long pants (it was still overcast).   Then we went to a busy market street in the Latin Quarter.  Alisma had stopped by there on Saturday while I was in the catacombs and she said I would love it.  Unfortunately, she had been there on a Saturday when they have a street market.  But we went back on Monday when many shops were closed.  Oh well.  We had lunch there.  A greek place where I had the menu de jour.  Cheese pie (little triangles of filo and feta) to start.  I could have stopped with those and been very happy.  Then chicken slovaki and tzatziki.  And then baklava.   Alisma had humous, which may have been the best I've ever tasted, vegetable soup and baklava.  No pictures.  And table wine.

(just a note, Alisma and I just finished eating so much cheese, I am having a hard time describing my previous delicious meals).

Then a quick visit to the Jardin de Luxembourg where we had a coffee and a sit down in those free green garden chairs.





 Then off to Mont Martre, the highest point in Paris.  We bought some macarons (Alisma got Pistaccio and Cassis Violet and I got Caramel and Passionfruit Terragon) to eat when we reached the top.  To get there we took the Funicular.  This sounds like a made up name to convince people to take the glassed-in cable car but that doesn't seem like something the French would do.  They are far to serious about language to add 'fun' to anything.  Alisma tells me we have funiculars in Canada too.  Let's google.  Here is way too much info:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicular. 

At the top of Mont Martre is Sacre Coeur, a big white church.  We went in but I didn't take any pictures.  My Catholic genes will only let me push the sacrilege envelope so far,   But the view of the city from the outside was amazing.  As were the macarons.

These stairs or the Funicular, no contest

View of Paris

Me enjoying the view AND a macaron.

Sacre Coeur

Pidgeon
Macaron Selfie
After that we went home.  We keep eating huge lunches and then not eating dinner.  Saves money but we are missing out on so many French meals.

The next morning, we were up and out early.  Leaving Paris for Lyon via train.

Train station for trains leaving the city.

Beautiful countryside view from the train
We only had a few hours in Lyon.   We could sight see or eat.  Alisma had heard Lyon was a major food zone in France so we decided to go for the gastronomical experience.  We found a restaurant called Jullien's and sat on the patio because the inside looked way to fancy for us.  I ordered the menu de jour again (never a bad decision).  They were of the entre (starter) so they subbed in 'sardines'.  Ahh, the French, the land of understatement.  I got a sardine can filled with sardine salad and some toasted bagette.  It was huge and so good.

Entre
Then the main course.  I had lamb with Butternut squash.  Alisma had one of her very rare non-vegetarian meals, chicken with green beans.
Look how glossy that gravy looks.  
Then dessert.  They were out of the lemon pistachio tart that was supposed to come with the menu so I got cream chaux (? sounds like shoe).  Basically two mini eclairs.  One with vanilla whipped cream and the other stuffed with custard with burnt sugar on top.  And just to make it even more unreasonably too much after a full meal, they added a scoop of rich ice cream as 'garnish'.  And Alisma got rich chocolate mousse.

dessert
After lunch, it was time to pick up our first rental car.  I'm not sure how neither of us thought that rush hour might be a bad time to learn French road rules and re-learn how to drive a standard in the middle of a large French city, but neither of us did.  We got a cute little Volkswagen Polo.  It is pretty easy to drive (once I got used to the stick) and has a navigation system.  Alisma has named the main 'center console' map system Eugenie and I have named the steering wheel directional system Ettienne (is that even a name?).

First order to business, get out of the parking lot.  Done, but it did involve a full circumnavigation of the block to get in the correct lane.  Within minutes, we were coming up on a round-about.  Again, some expressions really have no meaning in our language until they do.  White-knuckle is an example.  There may have been some light screaming but we got spat out at the right spot.  Alisma was navigating (along with Eugenie and Ettienne, who were all giving their opinion at the same time) so we made it out of the city with only a few honks and one fist wave.  Go team!

We are all going to die

Eugenie

Passing a truck in a tunnel like a boss
Highways, country roads, round-abouts, tunnels, toll boths (entering and exiting), passing lanes, completely random and incomprehensible speed limits, we did them all and made it safely to our destination of Arcolod Hotel in Doussard of the Haute-Savoie region of France.  Whew.

I am now going to bed to try to digest some cheese.  I feel like one of those snakes who has just eaten a baby hippo.